Remember when I talked about our manje-gedks scene/conversation during traffic jam yesterday...I realized that i tend to do stupid random thing during traffic jam...x kire la dgn sape2...another scene took place in a car with my big bro during traffic jam in KL...owh to tell this story you have to know that my dad used to be (as in dh retire) agriculture research officer, so basically his work is to 'stare' at leaves (and other part of plants, of course) and somehow deduce a scientific conclusion about the plant (haha, i soo hope he doesnt read my blog or confirm kene pancung)...anyway back to the topic, which is the traffic jam scene
Moi: Ishh, teruk nyer jam...
Moi: Bosan giler (setelah abis usha sumer abg2 kete sebelah)
Moi: xde bende ker bleh buat kat dalam kete nie? (Sambil mengeledah segala compartment dlm kete)
Bro: Dah jam nak wat aper lagi? Woi ko buat aper tu?
Moi: Hah aper nie? (sambil membelek2 kertas2 A4 berprintkan nama segala jenis pokok in 72 Tahoma font yg saye xleh imagine rupa bentuknyer kerana tidak pernah amik tahu)
Bro: Ayah punye la tu, untuk label pokok2 die
Moi: Duh *as in la i don't know, sape lg yang suke pokok*
Tertiba saye terjumpe kertas bertulis 'ubi gendut' dan idea tertibe menjelma...
Moi: Bro, aper kate aku tempek kertas nie kat tingkap tunjuk kat bro kat sebelah tu, mesti die hot kan kene panggil ubi gendut... (sambil gelak)
Bro: Ko jangan buat klakar qish, aku tinggal ko kat tepi jln nie kang!
Moi: (sambil buat2 x dgr) Tak pun, klu ko bengang ngan sesape, ko tempek jer kertas nie, panasss jer org tu nanti...gilerla ko mesti the only person that drive well-prepared with 'cursing' statement...kire cintakan bahasa what...ohh ubi gendut... (sambil gelak lagi)
Moi: xde bende ker bleh buat kat dalam kete nie? (Sambil mengeledah segala compartment dlm kete)
Bro: Dah jam nak wat aper lagi? Woi ko buat aper tu?
Moi: Hah aper nie? (sambil membelek2 kertas2 A4 berprintkan nama segala jenis pokok in 72 Tahoma font yg saye xleh imagine rupa bentuknyer kerana tidak pernah amik tahu)
Bro: Ayah punye la tu, untuk label pokok2 die
Moi: Duh *as in la i don't know, sape lg yang suke pokok*
Tertiba saye terjumpe kertas bertulis 'ubi gendut' dan idea tertibe menjelma...
Moi: Bro, aper kate aku tempek kertas nie kat tingkap tunjuk kat bro kat sebelah tu, mesti die hot kan kene panggil ubi gendut... (sambil gelak)
Bro: Ko jangan buat klakar qish, aku tinggal ko kat tepi jln nie kang!
Moi: (sambil buat2 x dgr) Tak pun, klu ko bengang ngan sesape, ko tempek jer kertas nie, panasss jer org tu nanti...gilerla ko mesti the only person that drive well-prepared with 'cursing' statement...kire cintakan bahasa what...ohh ubi gendut... (sambil gelak lagi)
Well i know its a stupid joke, perhaps you didn't even laugh..but hey, you weren't there...its you-have-to be-there kinda joke...haha...ok enuff I'm bored, hence the entry..
p/s: Harini misi mencari frozen cili padi...for some weird reason sumer asian groceries dh abis (5 total k, abis satu wellington nie saye pusing)...and its gonna be a while for the stock to arrive, I am so gonna die...like last time stock petai and durian peket (saye simpan buat tempoyak) sungguh la lame xde, skang diorg dh ader, cili lak xde (I can live without those two but not the cili padi)...baby lets tanam cili jom, but not like the potato ye sayang (adeke die campak potato dh berakar umbi tu depan umah saye and highly hoping and having faith it will grow)...owh my pumpkin!
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